Saturday, August 15, 2009

Opening Night Triple Header

The 2009-2010 FBA season kicked off with three exciting games in a new venue and featured a laundry list of fresh talent. The Lincoln St. Center features similar length and width dimensions as the previously used Ailee Arena, but players may have to adjust to the lower ceilings. The Lincoln St. Center is the first official FBA court with hardwood floors, an element league executives hope will aid in ball control and cut down on turnovers.

Game one featured two of the youngest teams in the league. Drew Division team The Original Peaches played host to the Alex Division Trademark team. Trademark outlasted The Original Peaches to win 101-94.

Fans in Rockford Illinois were excited to see the Peaches' young new center, 2nd overall pick King K. Rool. He finished his first FBA game with 15 points, but only shot 6-16 from the field.
The night fared better for Trademark's new rookie forward, Petey Piranha. Petey played with confidence and scored a team high 34 points in leading his team to victory.

The score went back and forth for most of the first half, but Trademark managed to pull away in the third quarter. The Peaches made a strong comeback, behind an incredible shooting night by backup guard Bomber, but fell just short. Bomber made 9 three pointers and scored 37 points, a game high.

The night's second game was played at the North Pole. Drew Division cellar-dweller Stalking Stuffers hosted The MTPs from the Alex Division. The Stalking Stuffers posted the worst record in the FBA last season, but managed a victory at home 100 to 97. Stalking Stuffers star forward Santa Claus secured his 7th career triple double in the victory, notching 44 points, 10 rebounds and 10 assists. Newly acquired center Diablo scored 13 points for the Stuffers in his FBA debut.

Barbie led the MTPs in scoring with 30 points. King Hippo scored 18 points and grabbed 12 rebounds off the bench, but couldn't slow Santa enough to secure a win.

The final game of the night featured Drew Division powerhouse Gimli's Beard visiting Sesame Street to take on The Street.

Reigning Rookie of the Year Big Bird scored 26 points for The Street, leading his team to a 101-97 victory. Rookie forward Tank scored 11 in his first game playing alongside Big Bird.

Gimli's Beard had a chance to win late, but a three pointer by guard Legolas bounced out. Legolas led all scorers with 29. The miss led to a game winning jumper by Kermit the Frog, who scored 22.

Notes: Onaga, the new rookie center for the MTP's, struggled in his first game. He scored 7 points and only made 2 of his 9 shot attempts. Talon, lauded for his talent but criticized for behavioral issues, scored 11 points off the bench for Gimli's Beard.

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Teams Look to Add Depth and Talent Through the Draft

Every draft brings new faces and fresh talent to the league. The 2009-2010 FBA Draft was the deepest in league history, with nearly every team filling holes and upgrading rosters. The following is a recap of the draft selections.

1. Toasties (to Graboids)

2. Original Peaches

3. Graboids (to Toasties)

4. Stalking Stuffers
C - Diablo

5. Mega Men
SG - Wiggler

6. Municipality
PG - Boo

7. X-Men

8. Trademark

9. Hoops
SG - Birdo

10. The Street
C - Tank

11.Villinz
PG - Vertigo

12. Shredded and Splintered
PF- Lou

13. MTP’s
C - Onaga

14. Gimli’s Beard
SG - Talon

15. Capcoms

16. Legbreakers

17. 1-ups

18. Dizneez
SG - Hunter



Saturday, May 9, 2009

Memorable Playoffs End With Familiar Champs

An FBA playoffs with surprise teams and seedings ended with the Dizneez squad hoisting the Charming Cup for the fourth consecutive year.

The Dizneez knocked off the Mario-powered 1-ups team 100-98 to secure another banner for the Magic Kingdom.

Two-time league MVP Beast is now a four-time Finals MVP after his 42 point, 19 rebound, five block effort led the Dizneez to the win.

"I feel so honored to have been blessed with such a great group of guys and gals to play with for so long. This has always been and always will be a team effort," Beast said to Commissioner Marsh after receiving his fourth consecutive finals MVP award.

This year's league MVP, Mario, led the 1-ups with 48 points. The 1-ups trailed for the majority of the game, but always kept it close. They trailed 92-82 until Mario hit three straight baskets including back-to-back 3's but were never able to get over the hump.

"It's disappointing to get this far and not win," Mario said, "But Mama Mia, I am so proud of the improvement our team made this year. I'm already a-looking forward to next season."

A late foul in the post and Beast finished the game off from the line.

Robin Hood took a lot of pressure off Beast for the Dizneez. During the third quarter, he carried the load scoring 16 of their 25 points while the Beast sat most of the quarter to rest for the finish.

Game notes: Mario hit a post-Charming record eight 3-pointers. The two rookie starters, Incredible Hulk (1-ups), Darth Vader (Dizneez) combined for only 15 points. Barely half their regular season totals. The Dizneez finished with 25 assists compared to only 13 from the 1-ups.

Monday, April 6, 2009

Regular Season Awards Announced

With the regular season wrapped up, league officials have announced the final season awards for the 2008-2009 season.

Coach of the Year went to Legbreakers' coach Mickey Goldmill for leading his surprising team to the best record in the FBA.

1-Ups center Bowser received the award for Most Improved Player. Bowser's numbers saw a strong increase from last year; his points went from 7.4 to 14.4, and rebounding from 6.2 to 11.2.

Defensive Play of the Year was given to 1-Ups' shut down forward Donkey Kong. Donkey Kong held players he was guarding to an average of 10.8 pts fewer than their season averages.

6th man of the year was awarded to long-time MTPs' fan-favorite center King Hippo. He received every first place vote, winning the award unanimously.

Rookie of the year went to dominating The Street center Big Bird. Big Bird was perhaps the best player in the FBA for most of the season, averaging 34 points and 14 rebounds a game, including an amazing 71 point, 22 rebound, 7 assist, and 7 block performance against the Capcoms.

And the 2008-2009 FBA Most Valuable Player award was given to 1-Ups stand out Mario. Mario had received the second amount of votes for the award for the last 3 years, but edged out rookie stand out Big Bird this year. Mario averaged a league best 38.6 points, 7.6 assists and 3.2 rebounds per game, and led his team to the second best record in the Drew Division.

The awards were split 3-3 between both divisions. The 1-Ups received all 3 for the Drew Division.

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Eventful Evening in FBA

Several important events for the FBA include adding a 5th team to each division's playoffs. With the playoffs now set, the draft lottery also took place. For the second straight year, a team with one of the lowest chances won the lottery, receiving the number one pick in the upcoming draft. The top 8 picks are now set, with the remaining picks to be decided after the playoffs. The order is as follows:

1. Toasties
2. Original Peaches
3. Graboids
4. Stalking Stuffers
5. Megamen
6. Municipality
7. X-Men
8. Trademark

Great Tiger's Miracle Shot Sends MTPs to Playoffs

The MTPs needed a win over Drew Division best Gimli's Beard in order to secure a spot in the post-season. The issue was in doubt late in the game until Great Tiger heaved a desperation shot from well behind the three point line. The shot not only won the game and sent the MTPs to the playoffs, but also eliminated the Toasties from post-season contention. Gimli's Beard had a chance at the number one over all seed, but also saw that disappear when Tiger's shot went through.

Although already securing the number one seed in the Drew Division, a win would have ensured Gimli's Beard home court advantage if they made it to the FBA Finals.

Gimli's Beard had trouble keeping MTPs guard Barbie from getting easy shots. She scored a game high 32 points, and set the stage for Great Tiger's late game heroics. Great Tiger added 26, including the aforementioned game winner.

Legolas scored a team high 22 for Gimli's Beard, who lost their first intra-conference game of the season. He had a chance to win the game with a mid range jumper, but the shot rimmed out.

Game Notes: Gimli's Beard center earned his 16th double-double of the season, scoring 17 points and grabbing 16 rebounds; this marked the 9th time in his career he had at least a double-double in every game of the season.

Monday, March 23, 2009

Shredded & Splintered wins; Drew Division Playoffs set

Shredded & Splintered needed one win to clinch a spot in the FBA playoffs. A game against the struggling Graboids might have seemed like a gimme, until recently.

"We watched the defending champs fall to an expansion team, and we knew that could have been us. The Graboids have some talented players and an excellent coach, so we knew we had to play our best," S & S coach Splinter told reporters. Earlier in the week, the Original Peaches, another espansion team, beat the Diznees 100-97.

In a back and forth game, S & S pulled out a victory 100-97. With the game knotted at 97, S & S guard Donatello scored a layup and was fouled by Graboids guard Captain America. The ensuing free throw secured the win. Donatello led all S & S scorers with 19.

"We are so excited right now," Donatello said after the game. "Its great knowing our season isn't over and we have a chance to play some more. Hopefully things come together for us."

Shredded & Splintered had struggled in inter-conference play. The preseason excitement stemming from the addition of guard Carl Carlson had fallen short of expectations, and the team had lost its first two games against the Alex Division.

With the win, S & S secured the 3 seed in the Drew Division playoffs. This is their third year in a row in the postseason. The other 3 playoff spots were decided as well. Gimli's Beard, with the top intra-conference record, has locked up the 1 seed, and will play the 4th seeded Villinz. 1-ups will meet the Shredded and Splintered as the two seed. With a win in their final inter-conference game, Gimli's Beard will tie Alex division team Legbreakers for the best regular season record in the FBA.

Game Notes: Shredded and Splintered reserve guard Sasquatch scored 17 and grabbed 11 rebounds, both career highs. Graboids guard Raphael played against his former team for the first time since leaving after the expansion draft; he scored 24. The loss, while putting them in last place in the FBA, gives the Graboids the best chance at landing the number one pick in the upcoming FBA draft.

Welcome to the FBA!

The Fake Basketball Association was invented circa 1994 in the basement of our home. It is essentially Nerf basketball taken to a ridiculous level.

It began as typical little boy fantasy: me and my brother pretending to be in the NBA. Eventually, made up players joined our team that exceeded typical size and talent levels of actual human beings. One example would be Yao Khan, the 7'11" Chinese national that joined the NBA with incredible size and ability. Obviously, this became somewhat ironic when Yao Ming, an actual gigantic Chinese national was drafted into the NBA.

Eventually, different teams and players were made and it has escalated to the point where there are not only teams and games, but stats, press conferences, drafts, free agency, trades and now, this blog. If we had the accounting experience, salaries and salary caps would already be in place. This is in the works. The game has evolved as my brother and I grew and are now relatively large men standing 6'4" and 6'5".

Games are held sporadically throughout the week and quite often at extremely odd hours. There are some rules that differ from Dr. Naismith's original design to compensate for the structural limitations present in the FBA. Examples of these rule changes:
- Games are played to 100 points.
- Games are not timed.
- Quarters are played in 25 point increments. For example, if the score is tied at 24, the next made shot will end the first quarter.
- No blocking jump shots. Distractions however, are common, if not encouraged. (Waving, snapping, funny movie lines, etc.).
- Many infractions and even timeouts result in the team, not individual players, being assessed a technical foul. However, 50 technicals are required before free throws commence (The league is yet to experience a technical free throw).
- AWP, which stands for Arbitrary Wall Player. Once a player has discontinued dribbling, they can pass to a "ghost" player or simply pass it back to themselves by passing it off the wall. Neither of these passes are allowed to be stolen. Despite the game really being played 1 on 1, we pretend it's 5 on 5.
- For the most part, there is no out of bounds, unless the ball can completely leave the room of play.
- Structures in the room are playable, and named. For instance, a shot that hits the ceiling, knows as Ceiling Dion, is just counted as a missed shot and is playable. Hitting the garage door opener (Garage Muresan) or a light bulb (Manute Bulb) are likewise playable.
- For all players or coaches from India (Great Tiger, Aladdin, Jafar and Coach Dhalsim) it is required to speak with a thick Indian accent. For no reason whatsoever, we consider these players to be crude and foul-mouthed.
- Determined by us, knows as "our discretion," players have specific talent levels and we are required to adhere to these predeterminations of how good a player is and what they are capable of to the best of our ability. For instance, Mario is very similar to Allen Iverson. Beast (From Beauty and the Beast, not X-men) is equivalent to the Laker's version of Shaquille O'neal. However, Captain Hook is lucky to be in the league, and Chewbacca is a raw talent that makes rookie mistakes. It is unlikely that Bowser or Goro beat anyone off the dribble, but both are very difficult to stop in the low post.
-The league is divided into two divisions, the Alex division and the Drew division, each containing nine teams. Games played between teams from different divisions are known as inter-conference games. These are games that are actually played using the rules above. Conversely, the league records intra-conference games (teams within the same division), however, these games are decided by dice rolls, or more commonly, "our discretion," without any actual play taking place.

Results and statistics will be posted as available.